Speed Camera catches fast bloke

Athletics - Jocelyn Gateway, the Olympic 100 metre gold medallist, has requested an arbitration hearing on doping charges against him, a United States Anti-Doping Agency official said yesterday. Gateway, 25, requested the hearing after being caught smacking himself with 'the horse' in the gentleman's lavatory at the 2006 National Finals. He faces an eight-year ban unless cleared by the arbitration panel. A spokesperson for Gateway said yesterday: "If it wasn't for the fact that there is CCTV footage and a comprehensive photographic diary of the whole event which clearly shows Jocelyn injecting himself with groovy juice, he'd be Scott-free and a shoe in for the next Olympics. Now where's the fairness in that?"

isporty would like to hear your own controversial tales of woe. Did you accidentally think it was a good idea to douse your wristband in a tub full of illegal 'Extra Swish', in order to beat your best mate at squash? Or is this whole conversation completely ridiculous?