It's official: "2012 Olympics will be rubbish"

Ed Warner, the first Chairman of UK Athletics has said that the British Olympics Association's claim that Britain will finish 4th at the 2012 Olympics, behind only USA, China and Russia, was complete and utter tosh. Speaking to Geoff Capes over cocktails and then dinner at The Wolsely, Warner was over heard by a waiter or someone saying: "They're living in crazy town, man. If we finish 20th, I'd say that was more realistic. Don't forget, Ghana and Luxembourg are taking this one very seriously." Capes, the ex-British Olympian shot-putter, was then seen to nod his head and reach for the bread-sticks. Warner's tirade continued: "You can't say 'We stuck in X million so we will get so many packets of biscuits off the production line' you know I'm right Geoff."

Capes was then overheard by a fellow diner who thinks she recognised him from Superstars saying, "Damn straight Ed, and where are these biscuits you talk of?"

iSporty wants to know 'what are the daftest predictions ever? Do you make predictions about your own performances? Do they ever go wrong? Do they ever go right?! Or is there someone at your club who's always winding people up with bravado and that kind of stuff? Comments and nominations please'