Wagging for it

(well, according to Nuts magazine anyway...)

Hang on to your tousers and watch out for flying gozongas - the new Nuts magazine is out today and features its annual Top 100 Footballers Wives special. ie The actual wives and girlfriends of the world's greatest footballers. IQ and a firm grasp of foreign policy do not seem to have been a factor in determining this list but if ever there was an incentive to delay hanging your boots up this is it. You have to feel for the poor young lad who had to research this. Probably sat in a corner reduced to a gibbering wreck mumbling "No more, can't take any more, please Mrs Crouch, leave me be!" Anyway, we here @ iSporty have done our own forensics on the magazine's contents and come up with a shortlist of 10. They are...

1. Helen Svedin (Inter Milan's Luis Figo)
2. Magdalene Hedman (Chelsea's Magnus Hedman)
3. Gemma Atkinson (Man U's Cristiano Ronaldo)
4. Ilary Blasi AS Roma's Franceso Totti - insert your own gag here)
5. Francesco Lodo (Livorno's Francesco Coco)
6. Jadene (QPR's Mark Bircham)
7. Elena Santarelli (Man City's Bernardo Corradi)
8. Cassie Summer (Chelsea's Michael Essien)
9. Adriane Karembu (Christian Karembu - retired and who can blame the fella?)
10. Abigail Clancy (Liverpool's Peter Crouch)

Check it out yourself at www.nuts.co.uk

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