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Football - Bayern Munich supremo Percival Lancet has today launched a scathing attack on David Beckham's wife Victoria. Lancet is still fuming over Beckham's decision to move to LA Galaxy in the summer a switch he believes was manufactured by Victoria. And the ex-Germany international has described Posh as "the death of football". Lancet said: "I like David Beckham very much but not his wife, I can't stand the bitch. Such people are the death of the football and Beckham is a product of these people. It's bad that he must now go to Hollywood. He is actually a highly-gifted player but his wife should go back to singing through a liquified biscuit tin and let the men do the thinking." The trial continues...

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