Give me a punishment

On Saturday Sunderland manager Roy Keane dropped 3 players from the squad for being late onto the team bus. They won 2-0.

On Sunday my Sunday league team played with 10 men after 3 decided not to turn up, or even to phone to say they wouldn't be there. We lost 5-0.

We don't have a team bus and I'm not as scary as Keano - but I want to punish these chumps. Any suggestions will be gratefully accepted.

If you come up with something really good I'll film the punishment being administered and I'll post the video on the site.

Keep it clean and legal!