Nuts Investigation

Nuts Magazine have found a new breed of footballers known as SAF's - or more well known as Small Angry Footballers. Following Craig Bellamy's antics abroad last week Nuts have discovered that Bellamy is barmy because he's tiny. Other examples include Newcastle's wild Turk Emre and that little pushy Scot Paul Dickov. We think the founder of this footballer has to be Dennis Wise!