What's the best chant of the season?

Nuts Magazine are continuing their "2007 WKD Nuts Football Awards". This week's category is the best chant of the season. One of our favourities is "He'll shoot, he'll score, he'll eat your labrador, Seol Ki-Hyeon, Seol Ki-Hyeon!" Brilliant!!

The Worst Sporting Tantrums

Nuts magazine - After Lille's sulking against Man Utd last week, Nuts have searched the archives to find other sportsmen who have been left in a bit of a huff! Sport Stars David Beckham, 'The Rocket' Ronnie O'Sullivan and Martin 'Crazy' Keown are all included.

Nuts Investigation

Nuts Magazine have found a new breed of footballers known as SAF's - or more well known as Small Angry Footballers. Following Craig Bellamy's antics abroad last week Nuts have discovered that Bellamy is barmy because he's tiny. Other examples include Newcastle's wild Turk Emre and that little pushy Scot Paul Dickov. We think the founder of this footballer has to be Dennis Wise!

Competitive Dad loses the plot

Take a look at Zoo's 7 Hot Links - we suggest looking at video 4. A father sees his son lose a wrestling bout and decides he wants some of the action!

Take a trip to the Nou Camp!

The Evening Standard is offering reader's the opportunity to win VIP tickets to see Barcelona against Real Madrid. To have a chance of winning this fantastic trip to Spain buy tonight's Evening Standard!

David James Column

The Observer - have recruited ex-England goalkeeper David James as a football columnist. In this week's opinion piece he looks at why sometimes experienced players are better players. Read the article at The Observer online

The weird and wonderful on the web

The Guardian has compiled some of the weirdest and most entertaining sporting moments on the web. Believe me these will definitely keep you entertained! Why not have a look at these one's:

When Carl Lewis Attacks

Arias at the Arsenal

Poetry in motion

Muddy hell

Wayne's world of pain

Officially camp

Make Football Fitter!

Nuts magazine - Are you fed up with football mascots such as 'Fred the Red' and 'Harry the Hornet?'Wouldn't you prefer American football style cheerleaders? Of course you would! And so do Nuts. Join their 'Make Football Fitter Campaign!' Go to Nuts to find out how you can bring these wonderful cheerleaders into our beautiful game!

Blades of Glory

Nuts Magazine have compiled a list of "The must see movies of 2007." A favourite one for all you sport fans will definitely be "Blades of Glory" released on the 27th April. It stars two great comedy actors in Will Ferrell(also starred in Talladega Nights) and Jon Heder(the star of Napoleon Dynamite) who play two rival figure stakers in this very funny ice-skating comedy. For more info on the film go to www.themovieinsider.com

Football's Fittest Fan

Nuts Magazine - are bringing together the greatest game with the hottest women! This week's hottest fans include some absolute beauties!! Our favourite is Holly, 20 from Liverpool. The only down side is her favourite player is James Beattie! Suppose you can't have it all!

Nuts Lip Reader

Nuts Magazine - This week the Nuts Lip Reader has come up with a "f**k special!" Stars caught in the act include Jens Lehmann, Nigel Reo- Coker and of course Mr Rooney!!

World's funniest football awards!

Nuts magazine and WKD have teamed up to present this season's football awards. During the next 16 weeks there will be nominations for loads of different categories including "Who's got the dodgiest barnet?" Has to be David James! And "Who's the hero of the season?" So start voting from next week at www.nuts.co.uk/wkdnutsawards and you could also win some great prizes!

Cheerleader Compliation

Zoo Magazine - Have a look at Zoo's 7 Hot Links. The best one is definitely the 'Cheerleader Compliation!' There are others to keep you highly amused such as 'The Singhsons' and 'Boff the Hoff.'

Let's F***ing Show Them!

Zoo Magazine - This week Zoo use a lip reading expert to find out what the players are really talking about during the action. Our favourite is the Six Nation match between England and Scotland, with England hero Jonny Wilkinson rallying the troops by saying "Let's F***ing show them". That's it Jonny you tell them!

Fan Fights!

Nuts Magazine (Feb 07) - Ever started singing "You're not very good!" at a sports match? Maybe you will think twice when you see this week's Nuts magazine. In Nuts Sport World they look into the crazy world of players attacking fans! Including Cantona's kung-fu classic, Baseball bruisers and NBA nutters.

Isporty wants to know if you have ever got involved or witnessed a punch up between the spectators and players at a sports match. Leave your comments below.

Music and Golf Special

International Golf Magazine (Mar 07) - The latest edition of International Golf Magazine is aiming a feature at all you music fans! Including music legend's the rolling stones and the beatles. Also in March's edition there is an exculsive with Nick Faldo and a world class instruction article to help you for the new season!

Army v Navy

Loaded (Mar 07) - Takes a look at sport's maddest rivalry. This game attracts a TV audience second only to the Superbowl in America. The build up to this game is intense, being seen by both teams as the season finale. Players preperation for this game involves a body bursting diet of ten pizza's a day, just for this game! And once it has finished they're back on the atkins diet. Loaded were pitchside to witness the 107th meeting between the Army and the Navy let the battle commence!

Online Training Tools

Wired (Feb 07) - Keep in shape with your very own online trainer. Using the latest gadgets such as GPS devices, mobile phones and even ipods, you can now use new training techniques and achieve new goals. To find out more go to www.wired.com and discover the new online tools.

50 Things to do before you die

Loaded Magazine (Mar 07) - Sharks, Guns and Booze! Just a few things you could encounter in Loaded's "50 Things before you die". Our favourite is the " USA Combine Harvester Demolition Derby". Vent your anger in bouts lasting 20 mins, with the contest ending in a freestyle fight including ten other harvesters! If you fancy entering have a look at www.lindwa.com for more details. For flight information look on United Airlines for flights to Spokane, Washington. Happy Monster Trucking!!!

Loaded Dares

Loaded (Mar 07) have taken on the world's biggest half pipe in this month's issue. The SMP is situated in Shanghai, China and it even gives the world's best stakers the shakes! The main attraction is the "Vert Ramp". In the UK the biggest ramp is in Vauxhall which stands at 4.1m high and 12m wide, compare that to the SMP at 5.1m high and 52m wide, it is out of this world!

PS2 Sport Special

Playstation 2 Magazine (Mar 07) is giving away a free gaming disc including six of the best sport games. You can try out demos of PES 6, FIFA 07, FIFA Street 2, Rugby 06, Fight Night Round 3 and Eyetoy Play Sports. There are also other games resulting in 10 hours of gaming madness!

Lower League Lovelies

FHM (Mar 07) takes a look at Amy Anderson, who is the other half of West Brom's centre back Curtis Davies. Amy says "I was actually a Spurs fan before I met him." Quite surprising that Davies didn't join Spurs in January then! Maybe a move will be done in the summer.

FHM Versus

FHM (Mar 07) took on the Ordinary Boys at archery in the latest edition. FHM managed to beat the boys 26-23 but are behind in the series 15-10. Preston was not happy with the result."I knew we'd lose this. I'm crap at sport, but we'd win rowing. We want a re-match this summer."

Top US Sport Earners

Nuts Magazine (Feb 07) lists the top ten highest paid US sportsmen, here are the top five - Derek Jeter (Baseball) £10.49 million a year, Kevin Garnett (Basketball) £11 million a year, Alex Rodriguez (MLB/Baseball) £11.05 a year, Michael Vick (American Football) £11.7 million a year and England's very own David Beckham top's the list with a whopping £25.4 million a year. That works out to £50 a minute or £4,500 a game, not bad!

Free Paul McGrath Book

FourFourTwo (Mar 07) Get Paul McGrath's new bestselling autobiography "Back from the Brink" FREE with the latest edition from FourFourTwo. The former Irish international gives his thoughts on United,Villa,World Cups and his lifelong battle with booze. Also included are exculsive interviews with Michael Owen,Didier Drogba and Ronaldo the winker! Surely a must buy for any footy fan.

England's Best Boss?

Zoo Weekly (Feb 07) Did England choose the right manager in Steve McClaren? In this week's Zoo they have conducted an experiment using Football Manager 2007. Using a simulation of England's Euro 2008 campaign each of the original candidates are put through the toughest job in English football. Martin O'Neil managed to guide England all the way to the final only to lose to the French! McClaren lost in the semi's through the usual exit of a penalty shootout. However he did much better than the FA's first pick, Big Phil Scolari, who crashes out in the group stages!

Boost your Endurance

Runner's World (Mar 07) includes the shocking relevation to boost your endurance. Studies conducted by Birmingham Univesity show that nicotine patches and carbohydrate drinks improve performance. Apparently putting on a nicotine patch eight hours prior to exercise improved runner's performance by 17%, researchers say the improvement was due to the nicotine's effect on the brain.

Today's Golfer Free What Gear Guide

Today's Golfer(Mar 07) Britain's biggest selling golf magazine Today's Golfer is giving away a free What Gear 156-page equipment guide. The guide includes every piece of golf gear you can buy in 2007 listed. Plus there is an Iron Play Special giving the most dedicated golf player handy tips on improving their game. Including the right selection of clubs and how to master the takeaway.

Marathon Fit In Ten Weeks

Mens Fitness Discover how to prepare for the haul of a marathon. Including a training guide and a runner's kit bag. Mens Fitness recommends the kit bag should contain the energy drink EAS Enduration and for refuelling try Hemp Protein Powder.

Britain's Fattest City

Men's Fitness Find out which cities score the highest in categories such as takeaway consumption, obesity and fat consumption. Liverpool managed to beat Manchester and Bradford to claim the unwanted title of Britain's Fattest City

Jaguar C-XF concept car

What Car? (March) has a 380 page special issue including the car of the year awards of 2007. One of our favourites is the Jaguar C-XF concept car. The C-XF is absolutely stunning thanks to its coupe-like lines, but it's practical, too. We think it is very pretty, would you buy one?

Free DVD’s everywhere this month

Check out these February Freebies in the following magazine issues:

Onboard magazine is giving away an ‘Over It’ DVD (snowboarding)

Sidewalk Skateboarding magazine is featuring a ‘Wildlife’ DVD

Kingpin Skateboarding magazine is kind enough to be giving away a ‘European collective’ DVD

Whitelines Snowboarding magazine is contributing to the community with ‘The Community Project’ DVD

Mens Fitness magazine will help you get buff with a free Total Body workout DVD

Health and Fitness magazine will keep you healthy with a free copy of - Joanna Hall: 25 day total body workout DVD

Where has Jonny been?

The Guardian (1st Feb) answers the question...

On Saturday the man dubbed Goldenboots by Sir Elton John will finally get to kick a rugby ball for England again. It's been 1,167 days and 44 England matches on the sidelines for Jonny Wilkinson since his last-ditch drop goal won the 2003 rugby World Cup. Ten serious injuries have kept him almost completely off the field. Never mind the MBE, BBC sports personality gong and reported £5m annual earnings; Wilkinson's absence must have come as a peculiar torture for such a famously obsessive competitor, a man who says the first things he wrote in joined-up handwriting as a six-year-old were "I love rugby" and "I would like to play for England". So what has he been doing all this time? Read more

Ultimate guide to the Six Nations

Rugby World (March) features the ultimate guide to the 2007 Six Nations. Read the verdicts from the men in charge of the six countries. Who do you think is going to walk away with the metal?

World Cup Star's Wag De-Keks For Arena Magazine

Strewth, hot on the heels of Nuts magazine's 100 Sexiest Footballers' Wives extravaganza (see our hilariously titled 'Wagging For It' headline yesterday), Arena Magazine has nailed a scoop of their own. And it goes someway to explaining why Theo Walcott was in such a hurry to get subbed off last night. He had to leg it sharpish down to his local newsagents to get himself a copy of the mag' which features raunchy pictures of his girlfriend Melanie Slade. The 2006 winner of the BBC Sports Personality Award for 'Not Playing Any Games For His Club And Then Getting On A Plane And Sitting In A Hotel Room' has been dating yound Ms Slade ever since he picked her up from her place, took her out for dinner, got on one knee, suddenly remembered how old he was, coughed politely and promptly did his shoe lace up. Rumours that Walcott has expressed feelings of being 'gutted' at this turn of events are as yet unsubstantiated but The Piper is reliably informed he has received a full season's quota of 'stick' from his team mates already, some of whom have spent vast amounts of their win bonus for beating Spurs last night on decorating the team coach with said pics. Walcott is, by all accounts, a nice lad. Even Slade thinks so. "He's a very nice lad" she was once overheard saying. Anyway this is going nowhere so why don't you check it out for yourself at www.arenamagazine.co.uk Buy a subscription while you're there, it's a corking mag.