Top 10 Dirty Sports Names

What were the parents thinking? My friends Grandads name is a prime example of this explicit naming of your offspring. An uncommon surname + a shortened forname + a high position in the army = Major Dick Burns, how could you possibly take orders from a guy with a name like that? Unfortunatley the Major didnt participate in any sport so he can't be included in our list.

Take a look at the names below and write in if you think you know someone with a more explicit name.

10.Gregor Fucka - Italian basketball player

9.B.J. Johnson - standout wide receiver for the Texas Longhorns from 2000 to 2003

8.Pete LaCock - played 9 seasons with the Chicago Cubs and Kansas City Royals from 1972 to 1980

7.Danny Shittu - plays for Watford F.C. in the English Premier League

6.Harry Colon - played 6 NFL seasons from 1991-97 with the Patriots, Lions and Jaguars

5.Lucious Pusey - linebacker for the Division I-AA Eastern Illiois Panthers

4.Dick Pole - pitcher with the Red Sox and Mariners in the 70s

3.Dean Windass - Striker for Bradford City

2.Misty Hyman - She won a gold medal in the 200m butterfly at Sydney Olympics.

1.Rusty Kuntz - Played outfield for the White Sox, Twins and Tigers from 1979 to 1985