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Sporting Nudity Reaches Epidemic Status

Posted Feb 21st 2007, 12:26pm by Reiss Malone

What’s going on for crying out loud? Everyone’s taken their clothes off and started running round the place like they’ve got something unusual and interesting to show us. I mean, whatever happened to decency, moral fortitude and all that? First we had that streaker running on at Lords and showing a perplexed Mike Gatting her whadjamacallits. And if anyone can name me the last Premiership footy player to score and not whip off his shirt, I’ll give them a shiny shilling. And woe betide you accidentally stray onto the pitch as the full-time whistle goes. No sooner has Mike Wiley taken his whistle out of his mouth than the centre circle turns into cocktail hour in Boystown, with fully grown men disrobing first chance they get, flexing their washboards and grinning at each other like they know something we don’t. And it’s not just streakers and Premiership footie players. We’ve had nude surfing, nude show jumping, nude skiing, topless darts, nude rugby and nude chess. Why can’t they show a little restraint for crying out loud? Be a bit more like the rest of us who unfortunately don’t look like middleweight boxers in their prime.

isporty would like to see your nude videos. I mean, let me rephrase that in case someone calls the video cops. isporty would like to see any footage you might have completely innocently and accidentally come across which involves fully grown men or women playing, or attempting to play, their chosen sport. Come on, it’ll be a laugh. For us, that is. Here's some videos you may like to have a look at....

1.My God!

2.The Future of Football?

3.Transexual Poker

4.Streaker

5.Wierd Darts


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