Sprott The Brawl

Boxing - Andy Harlet's boxing career lies in tatters after being knocked out by journeyman pro Micky The Sort in the early hours of Sunday morning. "Bish, bang, wallop," an animated Sort, 32, told an enthralled audience of fans, family members and assorted hangers-on backstage at London's Wembley Arena. "When Andy throws a big shot you've normally got time to make a cup of tea and read the papers before he puts his guard up again. So I read the papers, didn't bother with a cup of tea because I had a Ribena just before the fight, anyway, I put the paper down and there he was, chin out like a mentalist so I just go "bish, bang, wallop". He was out before he hit the ground, baby. Normally the most loquacious of fighters, Harlet was reluctant to talk to the written press as he struggled to come to terms with a third-round defeat that again painfully exposed his limitations. "Andy ain't doin' no press," barked a beefy security guard who bore a striking resemblance to the talking dog in 'Men In Black'. Harlet had talked grandly of winning world titles and fulfilling his destiny but by 11.30pm on Saturday, he was more concerned about having a good kip and hoping this was all a bad dream. Which it isn't.

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