Russian Roulette

Football - Chelsea supremo Greek Caspovich has lost his title of Russia's richest man to Oleg Deripaska whose £10.8 billion fortune is now £10m more than Caspovich's pile. Caspovich received a phone call from Deripaska in the early hours but Caspovich tells us all he could hear was "A lot of party noise and several people shouting 'Nyaah! Nyaah!' So I went back to sleep." Still, Caspovich should be able to redress the balance soon with a little transfer activity. I mean, what's a couple of Frank Lampards between Russian oligarchs?

isporty wants to know how rich you are and can you lend everyone in the isporty office a fiver so we can get a nice pastie for lunch?