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It's all gone dandy for Andy
Posted Feb 7th 2007, 12:32pm by Reiss Malone

Andy Murray has now reached the dizzy heights of being ranked 13 in the world. At tennis. The truculent, English-hating teenager discovered the news yesterday while training with his coach Brad Gilbert in California. Murray, who was donning a replica Spanish football shirt, eating paella and vigorously shaking a pair of castanets in preparation for tonight's game against England, said: "Obviously I'm delighted to leap-frog fellow youngster Novak Djokovic who's just six months younger than me, but I've not won a Grand Slam yet so won't be getting excited. Unless Spain beat England tonight in which case I'll go f***ing mental." Asked whether he would be trying to find a pub showing the Scotland B v Finland B game at Kilmarnock this evening, Murray said "Errr, hopefully, if The England match has finished."
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Comments
Frank Grice
What a complete arse that bloke is.
William Davidson
i hate him he thinks he is better than everyone else and having Gilbert on board doesnt help his ego is getting out of control!
Peter Parker
Nicely said Frank :) Who does he think he is anyway?
Peter Parker
Nicely said Frank :) Who does he think he is anyway?
Stu Firden
It is slightly ironic though that Henman was English and Murray is British! Andy has made it quite clear he can't stand the English and yet he still gets the meek middle-class support.