Monday: Revolving door ..

Please wipe your feet as you make your way through ..

It seems the giving and receiving of cheques may become a common occurance at the Lane over the next few months if today's tranfer reports are to be believed.

Juande Ramos wants Berbatov to stay although the striker's goal celebration (or lack of it) against Hapoel Tel-Aviv the other night suggests otherwise.

Meanwhile, moneybags Manchester City are set to pounce for Berba and Paul Robinson, while Scot Alan Hutton could be seen as a replacement for perennial wantaway Pascal Chimbonda as the Observer reports.