Berba looking for exit

Rumours increasing all the time that Spurs hitman Dimitar Berbatov wants offski - even his father is getting in on the act now as Eat Sleep Sport reveals. I didn't even realise he was signed on at the club? smirk

What price Fredi Kanoute as his replacement?

Wednesday AM: Spurs

I know Spurs are having a bit of a rough ride, but campaigning for seven substitutes is just blatant cheating, surely? The Guardian reports on yet more mischief-making from Damien Comolli. He's a tinker isn't he?

Meanwhile, a more sound-minded Spurs fan continues his Separated At Birth mission by comparing striker Robbie Keane to Mike from The Young Ones.

All is well in North London, evidently.